
I HAD ONE OF THESE OMIGOD.
And there was some stupid cartoon based on them, too.
my brother flew mine in to the ceiling fan and decapitated it

Why Not || Hilary Duff

The best of Children’s Literature on Better Book Titles.
Highly suspect there are some younger folks on Tumblr who will not get this joke.
I envy them.
Oh my god. The sound from my past.
Oh deer lord
I was just thrown about seven years back in time…
God how I loathed that sound.
I’m doing that terrible wince-laugh right now.
Oh my God, I do not miss that awful racket.
i used to be so terrified of this omfg. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF HAVING THIS?!?!!
My favorite books are children’s books.
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR